Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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