i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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