I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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