eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize