ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Randomize
