Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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