called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I won't apologize to a one balled man
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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