dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you had me at cake vodka
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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