How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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