imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
Randomize
