How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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