I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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