you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
