This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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