Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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