Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
When are your genitals available?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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