Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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