I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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