just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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