this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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