Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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