wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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