belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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