I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Dignity is for republicans.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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