Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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