after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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