DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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