Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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