yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize