How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you didnt know i had herpes?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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