So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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