Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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