? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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