She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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