He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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