Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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