Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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