You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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