thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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