But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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