I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
