Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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