He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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