Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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