he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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