I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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