So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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