That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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