wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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