before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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