is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I don't think brook has ever known best
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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