Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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